Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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