In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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