He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
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