Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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