it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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