How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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