He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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