You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
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