Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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