Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I enjoy the company of your penis
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