Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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