i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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