so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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