I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
being pregnant is like rehab
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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