some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
they need to just BURY HIM!
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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