"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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