You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
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