weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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