this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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