He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
