yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
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It's a good cause. For your vagina.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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