ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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