I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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