It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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