I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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