Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
porn star boner night. come get it.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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