I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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