if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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