Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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