Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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