I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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