If i come over, it means nothing
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
either way he was missing a nipple.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
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