More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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