Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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