Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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