One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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