Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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