he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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