how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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