so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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