hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
So drunk its hurt
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Green mimosas i think yes
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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