Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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