Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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