I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
the raccoons are back...
Randomize