I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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