so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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