she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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