Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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