# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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