At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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