The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Hippo gnu deer
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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