Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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