OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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