i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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