Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Randomize
