Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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